Welcome Friends,
Having been a Professor of English for 22 years and a Dean of the Arts for ten more, I
have been continually amazed by the decay of the English language.  Now publishers
want textbooks on English Writing and Grammar “dumbed down”!  Dumb down
English?  Why don’t they dumb down Math also?  Who needs the Pythagorean
Theorem anyhow?  Why can’t 2 + 2 = 5?

When I see questions seeking online answers on the Yahoo Web site, and both the
askers and the answerers usually can’t spell, punctuate, put a verb in a sentence, or
know the difference between adverbs and adjectives, I get exasperated.  The largest
English-speaking country in the world is now India, and Indians use English more
precisely than we do (with Great Britain, the inventor of English, not far behind us).  So,
I became a copywriter, a person who can clean up English for those who mangle or
misuse it.

I wish copywriters would go out of business, but I fear they will not.  Besides spelling,
grammar, and syntax, there is still that mysterious element called “rhetoric.”  Rhetoric
is actually “the art of convincing.”  Writers have to consider the audience being
addressed, then use the correct vocabulary, tone, sentence structure, and many other
elements of English to bring the readers and listeners to their way of thinking.

Consider the following two statements, both written and spoken by Nobel Prize
Laureates.  They are written for an audience of the most educated people in the
world.  Yet they would not “do” in a third-grade classroom.

Faulkner writes freight-train-length sentences that you can hear whistling in the
distance, rumbling as they pass by, and clickety-clacking as they disappear toward
some mysterious destination.

  • Excerpt from William Faulkner’s Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech, 1950:
    “I feel that this award was not made to me as a man, but to my work—a life’s
    work in the agony and sweat of the human spirit, not for glory and least of all for
    profit, but to create out of the materials of the human spirit something which
    did not exist before.”

Hemingway writes much shorter sentences, almost devoid of adverbs, that depend
almost entirely upon what the reader infers from them.  Read his story “Hills Like
White Elephants” to know what I mean.

  • Excerpt from Ernest Hemingway’s Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech, 1954:  
    Writing, at its best, is a lonely life.

Copywriters do not win Nobel Prizes for Literature.  They clarify for the intended
audience what the writer actually meant.  This is what I will do for you. Just tell me who
or what your audience is and what you are trying to convince your readers and
listeners to do.

I want the chance to succeed for you.  Please review this Web site for all kinds of
writing with which I can help you. I look forward to working with you.

John K. Crane, Ph.D.

Dean Emeritus of the Arts at San Jose State University
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Now in Publication
Growing Up as a Baby
Boomer
by John Kenny Crane

Available at Amazon
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Paperback $15.49


John Kenny Crane has collected
most of his Robert Greenway
stories into one volume entitled
Growing Up as a Baby Boomer.

The short story collection is of
Crane's most regular character,
Robert Greenway, and his
maturation from ages 5-45.
He
matures from a 5-year-old to a
married 45-year-old who owns a
British inn in the Dorset village of
Abbot's Cernel. In growing up he
encounters the same failures we
all do. He deems his worst to be
a summer job where he totally
loses control of a roller coaster
he is charged with operating.
From this he ultimately moves on
to staging a pigeon race for his
customers at his British inn.


Most of these stories are
humorous but a few are
poignant.
Greenway suffers the
failures and successes we all do
as he tries to "grow up" into a
world he did not expect to
encounter: loss of innocence,
failure at jobs, disillusionment
with his parents.
(505) 466-2329

jack@eldoradowriting.com